rofPing

When you load up a video game with no intention of playing it. Sitting in the menu screen is ideal.

Also known as "Raffing".

Bro, I was rofPing all night yesterday. I got nothing accomplished, but other people thought I was playing.

by The Sussinator July 24, 2021

rofp

Stands for "Rolling On the Floor Pooping".

Guy 1: I just shit myself.

Guy 2: ROFP!!!

by Brizzle Chizzle June 12, 2006