rofPing 

When you load up a video game with no intention of playing it. Sitting in the menu screen is ideal.

Also known as "Raffing".

Bro, I was rofPing all night yesterday. I got nothing accomplished, but other people thought I was playing.

rofPing by The Sussinator July 24, 2021

rofling 

The act of rolling on the floor laughing

He was rofling at the joke the teacher made.

rofling by Paul deVries November 3, 2003

Slack Roping 

The act of performing or recieving a handjob while mainting a limp penis.

Chris got slack roped by a cross dresser the other night.

Dave slack ropes dudes for crack rock.

You're ugly enough to give me a slack rope.
"I was really bored so I let Alexa give me an unbelievable slack roping"

I got some mad slack rope at Tam Tam's he other day.

Slack Roping by themaloonanalraper September 23, 2009

roping 

In online game playing, "roping" is when one player deliberately slows down the gameplay in hopes his/her opponent will concede rather than keep playing.

This term originates from the Hearthstone game, which showed a burning rope about 30 seconds before your turn would time out. "Roping" meant to delay finishing your turn until the rope started to burn (or even until just before the rope burned out).

Roping should really only be frustrating if you think you're winning, but only the most dedicated fans will put up with very much of it.

roping by Byron Christopher November 3, 2019

Celery Roping

Celery roping refers to a powerful and voluminous manner of ejaculation. Typified and first coined by male porn star Peter North who suggested adding celery to the diet in order to produce a more powerful ejaculation. Roping itself refer to the individual strings, or ropes, of ejaculate that occur on orgasm.

Damn, did she top Vince up?
Yeh, yeh. Vince outchea celery roping she topped him up so good.

Celery Roping by lol_vince_lol June 29, 2021

J.K. Rofling 

Just-Kidding Rolling-on-Floor-Laughing

A response made after untruthfully spoiling a Harry Potter book for an individual. The source of the phrase comes from the author of the Harry Potter novel series; J.K. Rowling.

Guy #1: Harry dies in the seventh book.
Guy #2: What?! Are you serious?!
Guy #1: J.K. Rofling!
Guy #2: Man, I hate you...

J.K. Rofling by Ryan Ay January 1, 2009

Roping The Weasel

A term for whacking it.

Person 1:I roped that weasel so much last night it became numb.

Person 2: Dudeeee Roping The Weasel, classsic

Roping The Weasel by $ The Wealthy Possum Hunter $ October 2, 2010