rock poop

Circa. 2007.

1. A more effusive and beautiful synonym for phrases such as "bam!", and "there you go!"

2. A substitute for "let's go," or "let's dip."

3. An utterance of intense emotion, good, bad, or otherwise. A general phrase of awesome'ness.

1. *Describing some difficult problem* "...and so you just connect the leads, power on the supply and there you go! ROCK POOP."

2. "Alright, let's ROCK POOP."

3. *After significant feat* "ROOCCCK POOOOOPPP!!!" (In the style of William Wallace in Braveheart)

rock poop by potato_monster!!! November 12, 2009

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Poop Rock

When you hold your shit in for so long that your body compacts it into the only known geological formation which can cut through a diamond. It is theorized that very center of the sun contains a small core of poop rock.

I once ate three square meals a day and yet did not take a crap for an entire week. That totals up to 21 meals without shitting. When I finally did, I excreted a perfect diamond. I have yet to attain a Poop Rock.

Poop Rock by Alexander Pierce December 22, 2008

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poop rock

A small piece of poop. Usually very hard, hence the "rock." Poop rocks can appear within any type of crap. Sometimes can be painful.

Trel forgot to flush the toilet this morning. The bowl was full of poop rocks!

poop rock by yomamasboobs November 8, 2010

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Poop Rock

1. A very hard poop usually in pellet size

2. A rock you carry with you to the restroom, it can be the same rock or a new rock dropped off each time

3. The rock that people often use to hide a key in front of their house, that very conspicuously looks more like a rock made of poop than a real rock

1. Man, I need to change my diet, I've been pooping rocks for weeks!

2a. Hey, can you pass me my poop rock? I need to make a pitstop.
2b. We are running low on poop rocks.
2c. If you are gonna be in there awhile don't forget*the* poop rock!

3 - To get into the house just grab the key under the poop rock out front when you get there.

Poop Rock by Riley85 February 8, 2022

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poop rock

Rock music that sounds like the guy singer is taking a hard crap (poop).

Creed is an exemplar of poop rockery.

poop rock by dragcityusa September 25, 2018

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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