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robot dicks 

An annoying mispronunciation of robotics. Used when your nerdy friends talk about robotics to make fun of them.
Robert: Wow I just love robotics so much!!
Kevin: You mean you love robot dicks?
robot dicks by Goldensage1 June 28, 2010

root dick 

When your veins pop out of your dick, resembling the roots a tree/plant.
Dude, wanna check out my root dick? I think I got it from Dani.
root dick by RootDick6969 November 28, 2009

Dick Root 

The base, or root, of the male genitalia. This non-visible portion of the dick runs beneath the balls and forms a strong foundation for the erect dick. It is often neglected during stimulation.
Yo man, Shaquanda gave me the best BJ last night. She sucked me dry, all the way to the Dick Root man.
Dick Root by ThirdSt May 31, 2009

dick root 

The base of a penis; the area where the penis is attached to the lower pelvic region. This term originated in NSFW message boards.
Sometimes a thirst trap only shows his dick root through his boxers.
dick root by FSRueful July 27, 2022

find the square root of my dick 

b is for ball
Will: find the square root of my dick
his mom: *kills Will≧◇≦*

do robots have dicks 

Said by kokichi oma in danganronpa v3: killing harmony
kokichi: do robots have dicks

keebo: THATS ROBOPHOBIC
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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