A disabling psychological disorder that propels the sufferer to repeatedly and uncontrollably rob
banks until they are finally nabbed and sent inside where they are
left to regale their psychologists with exciting stories about their own magnetic personalities and
long-standing risk taking patterns since childhood.
I’d asked my attorney to make it
clear that I am a victim of a
serious case of Obsessive Compulsive
Bank Robbing Disorder but the judge laughed in open court and dismissed it as a manipulative ploy to obtain a reduced sentence.