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Robasaurus

Robasaurus roams many places. He landed in a safe place in Avalon, NJ where he met other deviant people. He came across Sarahdactyl but like many other men failed and kept it moving. He kite surfs but do not go near it if you are a drunk girl because he will haunt you. He likes to chase after friends with an opened white claw when they try to leave. He has a creepy van so if he offers you candy don't go near it. After you leave your house he will stay shower and brush his teeth so be prepared. He lives his best life and if you see a man in his 30s wearing a grandpop hat that is him.
Robasaurus personally victimized Collette when she tried to touch his kite.
by Lindzilla September 6, 2019
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roflsaurus

The hybrid-being who in essence represents absolute, complete, and undying hilarity. In physical shape, it can be described only as a gelatinous monstrosity wielding not the physical construct that is a body, but rather the characteristics of a cross-breed between the exclamation of 'rofl' and a dinosaur.

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During yesterday's regular observation of surroundings, I endeavoured to proceed to terraform the landscape that is my property's front lawn... but lo! A roflsaurus interrupted my labours and struck hilarity into my heart and soul!
by Theodorus March 28, 2004
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Remasaurus Rex

the term used when a person with the name "Remy" is thought of as a dinosaur, usually when the face of the Remy is cut out and pasted on the head of a picture of a dinosaur.
Person 1# Who is this person and why is their picture glued to this picture of a dinosaur?

Person 2# It's Remasaurus Rex!
by awureek July 2, 2009
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roflsaurus rex

A dinosaur of a status of rolling on the floor laughing
by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005
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roflsaurus

1. Lit. saurian considered emblematic of comedy, esp. puns and internet based humor. The common roflsaurus is known only to legend but is believed to average a meter and a half in height and to consume banned quotes off bash.org. Their mating calls are said to sound like, "Roofle roofle" ergo the name roflsaurus.

2. Denigratory term for a Forensics speech delivery posture. The roflsaurus involves placing a brief on a table and then leaning over it for a delivery punctured by gestures made with clawlike hands.
Bckgrd. One internet savvy coach got annoyed and called a speech-giver "roflsaurus" referencing both his nickname and his position.
The San Jose zoo recently acquired a roflsaurus that was captured on slashdot.

Ray, stop doing the roflsaurus or I'll make you do another Congress brief.
by Thelonius May 24, 2004
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Roflsaurusrex

The dinosaur that runs around and makes a ROFL noise when it runs jumps and eats usually stated after a funny joke.
I herd this joke from jack and i couldnt stop laughing its like the Roflsaurusrex was in the room XD
by Rofl at you mother March 14, 2009
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Ritasaurus

The most beautiful dinosaur to ever exist. Fast, small, and very vicious. Hypnotizes prey with beautiful eyes, and attacks when least expected.
The Ritasaurus came inches away from biting my head off, but i gave it a chocolate covered strawberry and it let me LIVE!!
by modaddy89 March 2, 2011
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