4 definitions by Lindzilla
Lindzilla is a demented woman who roams Avalon, NJ with her two besties Tristar and Sarahdactyl. Her friend named her after Godzilla since she likes to destroy things. Since she is nutty her friend also said the song sweet but pyscho is her theme song. The Avalon NJ crew goes wild and points at her when it comes on. She doesn't like to do anything logical and makes a lot of bad decisions. Her friend also said she is like a tornado that comes in and destroys everything. Pretty sure the only people who like her are her best friends Tristar and Sarahdactyl.
by Lindzilla September 5, 2019
Robasaurus roams many places. He landed in a safe place in Avalon, NJ where he met other deviant people. He came across Sarahdactyl but like many other men failed and kept it moving. He kite surfs but do not go near it if you are a drunk girl because he will haunt you. He likes to chase after friends with an opened white claw when they try to leave. He has a creepy van so if he offers you candy don't go near it. After you leave your house he will stay shower and brush his teeth so be prepared. He lives his best life and if you see a man in his 30s wearing a grandpop hat that is him.
by Lindzilla September 6, 2019
Tristar is a good looking bro who works out 4 hours a day and has no body fat even though he has 50,000 white claws. He never leaves Avalon, if your not in Avalon he won't talk to you so don't expect it. He is hated by most bartenders at the WhiteBrier. And most bouncers at the Princeton. His bestie is a tall ginger. They like to get champagne bottles at the WhiteBrier and Princeton. He doesn't believe in toilets when he blacks out and will pee his pants or on a couch. He once bled to death after table dancing and another one of his besties Sarahdactyl has saved his life. He also likes to roam Avalon with Lindzilla.
by Lindzilla September 5, 2019
A woman who is a mix of dinosaur and beauty. She hangs in Avalon NJ with her two besties Lindzilla and Tristar, she can't claw but she still claws and flaws. She has about ten fake boyfriends. She likes to lure them in and then torture them. Somehow they survive but not mentally. They cry on the couch later by themselves wondering what they did wrong. If you ever encounter this creature just be prepared for blue balls.
by Lindzilla September 5, 2019