road dick

When a married or commited guy is away from home he brings his 'road dick' to screw girls like he's single.
Tiger Woods brought his road dick with him when he went on golf tournaments.
by gasman1 July 27, 2011
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road kill dick

Is when the penis is completely limp, and nothing can bring it back to life.
Dave: my dick was limp,even when mary was grinding her ass on it.

Chris: sounds like road kill dick bro.
by autumnnips May 04, 2014
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