To act in an overly drunken manner. Stumbling, slurred speech, and forgetting to pay your bar tab.
"Man last night was great but i got so rizored I forgot to pay my tab again!"
by M.P.C. January 19, 2007
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To cause a Rizor, one's demands must not only be rejected but has to cause a scene such as temper tantrums similar to a failed, to self proclaimed, rejected protege of hobbit porn when exiled from the family burrow.

"I can't believe I did that and I am ashamed of that Rizor."

To be an alleged Rizor. One must consume massive amount weed and ice then scrap their own taint or gooch if you will,then fish hook the in closest proximity. It is mainly used as a mating ritual.
" That shit is gross did you witness that Rizor in the murder Mart restroom."
by Flash-Prophet July 26, 2018
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