river_stream 

river_stream is a funny, uplifting, and kind person. They are one of the reasons Im alive and motivated! <3

river_stream is the best!

river_stream by xoxoblossom July 2, 2021

Red River Steamboat 

The Red River Steamboat is when someone places the bottom of their cup in ketchup, then asks a restaurant worker for a refill. The worker puts his hand around the bottom of the ketchup--OH NO!!! Ketchup on his hand!

It took forever to get our food, so we got the waitress back by using the ol' Red River Steamboat.

Red River Steamboat by Hank Gerald March 9, 2005

Jourdan River Steamer 

When she eats boiled crawfish and get the bubble guts. You spread her meat flaps while she is releasing all her fury. All that seasoning covers her man in the boat. Now you have a Jourdan River Steamer

She loves getting a Jourdan River Steamer on the dock.

Jourdan River Steamer by Honkykong76 February 28, 2022

stream rider 

Somebody who lives their life doing everything they see in the mainstream media. Whether it's tanning and shacking up like the people on Jersey Shore or Facebooking tweets and Tweeting Facebook posts, these people live inside the box.

Stream riders are often given this title by morose, ill-mannered hipsters who refuse to "conform to society's norms", while ironically they all wear the same type of shirt found at a shirt swap making 80's era references, smoking constantly and drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon and living off their parents' money, contributing nothing to society.

Female Stream Rider: Hey girl, you totally gotta check the new J Biebs single!

Female Hipster: You are such a stream rider. I gotta blog about this while taking numerous pictures of myself with my Polaroid.

stream rider by McDougles February 27, 2011