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zoe: that made me laugh v. hard. i am going to ritol.

*rolls in the oven laughing*
ritol by effy. August 19, 2008
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to stand strong and tall;
to not let anyone put you down;
As Cameron always says... "respect and retoll"
retoll by Jonnoz m9 August 19, 2014
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An intended misspell of the name of the game company of League of Legends - Riot Games. Believed to be originally being used by Dolan Duck. Now the word is usually used when gamebreaking bugs are spotted and people will respond with 'Rito pls'.
Rito pls.
Rito by Arfurala May 28, 2014
The term was created in 2021 August 13th from a great shaolin named Ranton

it literally means "Dumb fuck idiot piece of shit"
Person1: Have you played bloodborne?
Person2: No.
Person1: fuckin' ritort
Ritort by Yshuna_ August 13, 2021

řiťolezec 

Člověk, který podlézá všem nadřízeným, učitelům, s cílem, aby jej měli rádi a měl z toho osobní prospěch.
-Nevíš kam šel Jára?

-Za učitelkou do kabinetu, je to strašnej řiťolezec..
řiťolezec by Lorrisek January 27, 2016

Ritalin Mafia 

The tight-knit groups of academic high-achievers who owe some or all of their accomplishments to illicit use of Adderall (Ritalin). Very common in prestigious universities.
"Know where I can get some oxy?"
"I'd recommend asking one of the ritalin mafia guys. They know the right doctors."
Ritul, the one-of-a-kind cutie patootie! She's the most adorable person who'll always make sure to take care of you , and she'll give you the laser eyes if you don't take care of yourself. Ritul's totally obsessed with cats and if you're not a cat person, well, you might have some trouble winning her over. But don't worry, because she's got a heart of gold. She's super strong-willed , but if you wanna get her on board with something, just bust out the puppy eyes and you're good to go!
Simply put, her presence makes your day better .
Kimi ga itooshi Ritul
Ritul by TTalreja March 24, 2023
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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