ripped one

Farted

After that Taco Bell burrito I ripped one in the car and stained my underwear.

by Twinpeaks November 1, 2013

ripped a new one

verbally wrecked to shreds; roasted

i was ripped a new one by my track coach after fucking up at the meet.

by jaminator69 December 14, 2016

Ripped a new one

This means to get ripped a new pocket after a very expensive purchase

I just got ripped a new one at costco

by Aroon.q March 14, 2026

Ripped me a new one

literally: to rip a new asshole
figuratively: the beat the shit out of somebody

steve jobs really ripped me a new one when i showed him my latest design

by supersa November 12, 2006

Ripped me a new one

Literal expression means to tear someone a new butt-hole, figuratively means to verbally or physical abuse or criticize someone thoroughly so that they feel destroyed.

I made a joke about her butt looking big, and she ripped me a new one.

by Hancockked June 3, 2010

Ripped Me A New One

From the Latin derivative, Rippitus Aholus, Literally: "Ripping one a new A**Hole"

ie; When she found out I cheated on that test, she "ripped me a new one"

by Wallach May 22, 2008

Ripped me a new one

A phrase meaning to shout, scream, or try to convince someone from anger.

She ripped me a new one when she found out it was me who took her face.

by Minister June 1, 2005