ripped one

Farted

After that Taco Bell burrito I ripped one in the car and stained my underwear.

by Twinpeaks November 1, 2013

rip one

Marine slang ... 'to fart'

Did you rip one?!?

by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003

Rip one

To rip a fart louder than a metal beyblade in a bathtub.

fat guy: Bro I'm about to rip one.
fat guy 2: same bro.
*farts so loud it ruptures the space-time continuum*
fat guy: bro that was so loud we might get arrested for disturbing the peace.

by AvgRedditor January 5, 2021

rip one off

to rather forcefully expell wind from the anus usually with a good strain..

present tense- wow he can "rip one off" or he ripped one off"

by gilly walker January 24, 2007

Rip a Fat One

To rip a fat one is to rip a massive fart that could potentially cause an earthquake or rip a large hole in the pants.
This fart is usually extremely stinky, pretty much equivalent to the same gas used in world war 2 by the nazi executioners.

Jared - "Oi Atef! Rip a fat one!"
Atef - "*Rips a fat one*

by Atef Lord February 9, 2021

ripped a new one

verbally wrecked to shreds; roasted

i was ripped a new one by my track coach after fucking up at the meet.

by jaminator69 December 15, 2016

rip a hot one

the art of taking a shot of booze

cochran you fat fucker, get over here and rip a hot one with me

by poopbandit#2 April 14, 2007