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The Ringmaster 

First WWF Ringname of Steve Williams (Stone Cold Steve Austin) when undermanagement of Ted Debiase in 1995
"I don't wanna be The Ringmaster anymore. I wanna be Stone Cold" - Steve Austin
The Ringmaster by James Fulcher October 4, 2006

Ringburner 

Type of extremely hot Indo/Pak/Banglandeshi curry, viz Vindaloo, Phall, Jhallfrezie. These curries are loaded with green chillies and ginger. On voiding, next day, the curry exits as hot - if not hotter - than it went in, stinging the anal sphincter in the manner of holding a lit Zippo lighter to the anus!
This curry is gonna be a ringburner in the morning!
Ringburner by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

the ringmaster 

lee howsons alter ego, he keeps lee's clowns in lee's clown sex dungeon
"i love you ringmaster, spank me again with the squirty flower"
the ringmaster by farty birthday March 23, 2004

ringburner 

diarrhoea of such severity that it burns the anus.
that bloody cup of tea i had at the snooker club gave me a terrible ringburner.
ringburner by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

ringmaster 

the 2nd jokers card album released by "insane clown posse".
ringmaster by Anonymous June 22, 2003

Ringmaster 

To just not giving a flying f***

Someone who just doesn't care about anything

1)
Coach: You guys think you don't give a f***? Come see me in 1998! I was the ringmaster of not giving a f***!

2)
Teacher: You know what, I don't care. I'll just bang out the detentions. You think it's funny? I'll hit you with one from over here. It'll reach.

Jimmy: Wow, what a ringmaster.

3)
I have so much homework but I'm just too much of a ringmaster to do it.
Ringmaster by floydfan February 12, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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