ringbuster

A very large shit which either passes slowly and reluctantly or very quickly thereby causing a rapid and/or wide expansion of the anus.

I've not had a crap for 36 hours. The next one is gonna be a ringbuster.

by R.O.I. July 30, 2023

The Ringmaster

First WWF Ringname of Steve Williams (Stone Cold Steve Austin) when undermanagement of Ted Debiase in 1995

"I don't wanna be The Ringmaster anymore. I wanna be Stone Cold" - Steve Austin

by James Fulcher October 4, 2006

Ringburner

Type of extremely hot Indo/Pak/Banglandeshi curry, viz Vindaloo, Phall, Jhallfrezie. These curries are loaded with green chillies and ginger. On voiding, next day, the curry exits as hot - if not hotter - than it went in, stinging the anal sphincter in the manner of holding a lit Zippo lighter to the anus!

This curry is gonna be a ringburner in the morning!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

the ringmaster

lee howsons alter ego, he keeps lee's clowns in lee's clown sex dungeon

"i love you ringmaster, spank me again with the squirty flower"

by farty birthday March 23, 2004

ringburner

diarrhoea of such severity that it burns the anus.

that bloody cup of tea i had at the snooker club gave me a terrible ringburner.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

ringmaster

the 2nd jokers card album released by "insane clown posse".

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

Ringmaster

To just not giving a flying f***

Someone who just doesn't care about anything

1)
Coach: You guys think you don't give a f***? Come see me in 1998! I was the ringmaster of not giving a f***!

2)
Teacher: You know what, I don't care. I'll just bang out the detentions. You think it's funny? I'll hit you with one from over here. It'll reach.

Jimmy: Wow, what a ringmaster.

3)
I have so much homework but I'm just too much of a ringmaster to do it.

by floydfan February 12, 2009