right or left? 

an sarcastic way of asking a person which ass cheek they prefer to start kissing first

I understand that you may be a little unhappy that you were not able to scam me out of my money but I can offer you one consolation prize-right or left?

right or left? by dkarez4u June 24, 2010

left or right? 

The pant leg in which guys prefer their "thing" to hang. It can't just hang there, you know, they have to put it somewhere.

Left or right?

Left man. I can't stand it on the right side.

left or right? by Bob the pizza guy October 10, 2008

left or right 

term,adv. a term used to ask if anyone wants to smoke marijuana . If you're left you want to be left out. If you are right, you will be right there.

Hey guys you left or right?

left or right by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde December 26, 2018

lean left or right 

The political stance of a man penis

Girl #1: I just met this intellectual guy.

Girl #2: That's great, does he lean left or right?

lean left or right by jratchet April 18, 2018

Left or right 

Left or right is something someone says if they want to smoke marijuana f you choose left you want to be left behind if you choose right you want to get right to it.

Hey left or right

Left or right by ADIrules1 December 27, 2018

Am i right or am i left 

An extremely stupid pun that everyone hates and the person who says it has lowered his bar by a lot.

The person who says it normally laughs and thinks it was a smart and fun joke.

1+1=3 Aint right, its left.

OMG I can't believe Trump is president, am I right or am I left?

Am i right or am i left by troytyggis55 January 9, 2017