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Internet shorthand for "*Rotates index finger in excitement*"
Used to express sarcastic excitement to an event or expression, often used to exclaim shallow joy.
Troypod says: What do you have first period tomorrow..?
Nicole says: Double period of math.. oh joy.. rifie..
Troypod says: Sucks to be you.
Rifie by Troypod January 3, 2009
Related Words
rifie • Rifle • Rafie • rife • Riffed • Rixies • rifleman • rifters • rufies • Rificulous

black rifle disease 

Condition: When you eat, sleep, & drink black rifles, AR's(Armalite-Rifle), have an uncontrollable urge & can't stop buying AR's or AR related stuff.

Causes: People catch BRD from shooting black rifles, & may be at risk if their favorite smell is gunpowder or gun solvents/oils, 1 or more of your parents or gp's has BRD. People with BRD may use & abuse AR15's, AR10's, AR12's, AR22's & now AR47's. Additional calibers of black rifles may worsen your condition.

Cure: There is no cure for BRD, but people can live happy & healthy lives as long as it's properly treated.

Treatment: Treatments include handling, shooting, cleaning AR's. Studies have shown group therapy to be effective. Meet other people suffering from BRD at 3-gun & high power matches. Deer & other large & small game hunting may also be effective therapy.

Responsibilities: Think carefully before letting someone who's never shot a black rifle shoot one of yours. It's extremely likely they will catch BRD immediately. If you are responsible for someone's BRD you should be there for them, counsel them, help with treatment, take them shooting. BRD is unlikely to go dormant, even in someone who has only shot a black rifle once. Be supportive of each other. If you know someone with BRD, reach out & see if they want to go shooting, hunting, or whatever. The disease is stronger when you're alone, get & stay around other people with BRD, your BRD & it's symptoms may lessen over time, or it may get worse, lol.

Good luck!
I caught black rifle disease after building my first AR, a BCM 14.5 SOCOM Freefloated under a KMR Alpha 13" Keymod, with a pinned and welded Surefire SFMB-556 Muzzle Brake. I'd already bought two Colts, an M4orgery, and an A4. But that BCM build did me in. I'm afraid I'm stage 4. My BRD is now so bad, I carry my BCM with me around the house when no-one is home.

Keep Your Rifle By Your Side 

A song meant to be satire but quickly became the modern version of Yankee Doodle
John: "Have you ever listened to the modern Yankee Doodle?"

Alex: "Hell yeah, Keep Your Rifle By Your Side"

Reggaeton Riviera 

The East Side of Orlando; it makes a reference to the fact that you can constantly hear cars driving by w/ their windows down, blasting reggaeton.
Reggaeton Riviera by the $cuN>| December 15, 2008
An annoying stinging twitch in the male penis that causes warm blue acidic juice to burst out of the penis' sliver hole. This juice may cause testicles to hide in the male asshole.
After Markoskas had sex with his lebanese bitch he experienced a fatal rifker that caused his dick to twitch spiradically. Unfortunatly, the blue acidic juice burnt his sexy bitch :(

Elijah's balls got so insecure that they hid in his tight hairy asshole because of the recent Rifker!

Rufie-Down 

The act between a male and female, in which the female lies on her back while performing oral sex and fingering the male's anal cavity simultaneously.
Did she rufie-down him last night?
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