rifters 

A floating turd. Usually found in toilets, but can be found in pools, oceans, lakes, etc...

Omg! Who dropped those rifters over there next to the rock?!

rifters by Josh Witt May 10, 2007

weak under the rafters 

Mentally challenged; not too swift; low IQ.

I'm not surprised that he would say something that idiotic. I've always thought he was a little "weak under the rafters"! I think he just proved me right.

weak under the rafters by talk2me-JCH2 March 6, 2021

packed to the rafters

A TV show in Australia on Network Seven about the average, laid back, Aussie family but this aint Home and Away or Neighbours.
Real stuff happens to them, unlike lots of soap operas around these days.
Main Characters:
Parents: Julie and Dave Rafter
Children: Ben, Nathan and Rachel
Other: Melissa (engaged to Ben)

Sammy (married to Nathan)

Jake (currently seeing Rachel)

Carbo - lives next door with Ben and Melissa, token aussie/greek guy

Person A: let's watch Packed to the Rafters!

packed to the rafters by asparagus1000 October 16, 2009

stacked to the rafters 

adj., intensive form of stacked. Descriptive of human physique: Well built, muscled and athletic in the case of males, extremely attractive and shapely in the case of females.

She's got tits like funfair balloons, a waist that can hide behind a flagpole and an ass that could turn the washington monument to sand - she's stacked to the rafters man.

stacked to the rafters by idunnit October 28, 2004

rafters ninja 

Somebody who always seems to know where everybody is at all times, even when huge amounts of effort have been taken to ditch them.
Originates from the way in which they travel mostly through the rafters, so as to stay out of everyone's awareness like a ninja

Person 1) Wow... I can't believe it, we managed to ditch Barfield. Now to spend some quality time with the amigos without jokes being undermined etc.
Barfield) *sprints along rafters like a Shinobi, darting from the shadows with unprecedented stealth* Hey guys, what are you all doing in town? You told me you all had the plague... You weren't tryin to ditch me, were you?
Person 2) Jesus, you're such a fuckin' rafters ninja

rafters ninja by Andy Hutchings January 13, 2008

Black Rebel Rifter Club 

In the world of Elite Player Vs Player Action, the Black Rebel Rifter Club is none-other then the Dankest, Nastiest, Grungiest Solo PVP Corporation. Words like Amazing, thrilling, How do they do that? are often seen in local when BRRC is around.

Fly Rifter Fly Drunk

Damn those dudes from Black Rebel Rifter Club are dope-nasty as Solo PVP.

Black Rebel Rifter Club by Unknown Rifter Pilot April 19, 2017

Fefer-Ritterstein Paradox 

Imagine some phenomenon that is only sustained by some fact (eg a relationship that only continues because two lovers eat Thai food on Friday nights). If the fact is an essential part of the phenomenon (ie there would be no relationship without the Thai food), what explains the phenomenon's initial emergence?

Edwin and his friends only discuss past night's drinking. What, then, did they discuss upon first meeting if there were no past night's of which to speak? This is a Fefer-Ritterstein Paradox.

Fefer-Ritterstein Paradox by fefrit May 2, 2018