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Rhubarb and custard 

A euphemism to describe the oozing from and infected orifice.
Doctor I don't know what it is, but it looks like rhubarb and custard.
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Rhubarb Mousse 

When you shag a woman who is on her period, you make rhubarb mousse
Oh babes if you shag me tonight it will just make rhubarb mousse
Rhubarb Mousse by Michel Roux jnr. December 17, 2011

eating my rhubarb 

Hitting on a member of the opposite sex that your friend is involved with at any stage of a relationship. Generally early on.
1. Hey dude, you were talking to my girl Karen over there. Are you eating my rhubarb?

2. So you're facebook friends with my girl Karen now eh? Are you eating my rhubarb?
eating my rhubarb by -=Gunner=- November 19, 2010

Never rub another man's rhubarb! 

Yes, its from the first Batman movie in 1989. It means stay the fuck away from my girl. It is part of the code. No friend of mine is allowed to talk to or hang out alone with my girlfriend unless they want the wrath unleashed upon them.
"What the fuck man? You took her out to dinner last night? Never rub another man's rhubarb."
One who suffers from dramatic mood swings
my girl was fine and then she went rusbacky on me
rusbacky by bryan scheffel July 17, 2003

Stewing Rhubarb 

Smoking dope; comes from the similar smell of boiling rhubarb
John was having a bad day and decided when he got home he was going to be stewing rhubarb.
Stewing Rhubarb by ALD1 April 29, 2008