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rhinonasty 

(AKA "Nosejob"). When you are plowing someone in the nostril, blow your load, and they spit it out their mouth.
"This chick i was bangin' the other night had a wicked hot nose, so i had to give her the ole' rhinonasty!"
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rhinonasty 

The act of ejaculating on or up your partner's nose. Also known as a "nose job".
I like blowjobs well enough, but sometimes I prefer a good ol' rhinonasty.
rhinonasty by Ezekial Saw the Wheel December 21, 2009

rhinoplasty 

The formal term used to describe a cosmetic medical procedure that corrects the nose. This procedure is also known as a nose job.
Damn Barbara Streisand is in some desperate need of a rhinoplasty, her nose is the size of Texas!
rhinoplasty by Crystal K December 14, 2007

rhinoblasty 

When a girl is gumming your knob and before uncorking, you put the tip of your manhood into her nostril. One now commences to bust a wicked load up her nose. The sheer force of the explosion should make the splooge come out the other nostril.
That Jewish girl is a prime candidate for a rhinoblasty.
rhinoblasty by kinkykenny April 18, 2003

rhinopasty 

a pasty made from rhino meat , not to be confused with rhino plasty which is a nose job
A: damn that was some good ass rhinopasty mmmm mmmmmmm!
B: shit mine had horn in it
rhinopasty by mastaaaah baker January 23, 2010

rhinopasty 

A term for a “pasty made out of rhino meat” first coined in “Cha’Mone Mo’Fo Selecta”.

Not to be confused with rhinoplasty.
Not to be confused with rhinopasty, which is.. a pasty made out of rhino meat, beans, cocks, and balls.
rhinopasty by bl4zze January 18, 2024

Rhinoplasty 

The dumbest surgery known to mankind. There has never been a person who has gotten one, and looks hotter now. Only going to contribute to the loneliness problem in America for sure.
Bob: ughhh I can't seem to find a date anywhere!

Jerry: what about Jessica? She can't seem to find a date either...

Bob: ew no, the rhinoplasty made her look like a punkass
Rhinoplasty by Kurt cobain 1 December 4, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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