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Rhinoplasty 

The dumbest surgery known to mankind. There has never been a person who has gotten one, and looks hotter now. Only going to contribute to the loneliness problem in America for sure.
Bob: ughhh I can't seem to find a date anywhere!

Jerry: what about Jessica? She can't seem to find a date either...

Bob: ew no, the rhinoplasty made her look like a punkass
Rhinoplasty by Kurt cobain 1 December 4, 2024

rhinonasty 

(AKA "Nosejob"). When you are plowing someone in the nostril, blow your load, and they spit it out their mouth.
"This chick i was bangin' the other night had a wicked hot nose, so i had to give her the ole' rhinonasty!"

rhinoblasty 

When a girl is gumming your knob and before uncorking, you put the tip of your manhood into her nostril. One now commences to bust a wicked load up her nose. The sheer force of the explosion should make the splooge come out the other nostril.
That Jewish girl is a prime candidate for a rhinoblasty.
rhinoblasty by kinkykenny April 18, 2003

rhinopasty 

a pasty made from rhino meat , not to be confused with rhino plasty which is a nose job
A: damn that was some good ass rhinopasty mmmm mmmmmmm!
B: shit mine had horn in it
rhinopasty by mastaaaah baker January 23, 2010

Rhinoplastering 

A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates into the nostril of his sexual partner(s).

Rhinoplastering can be executed in a "mono": single nostril, or "duo": double nostril style.
Creative Rhinoplastering variations are prevalent in the thriving San Francisco Rhinoplastering fetish community.

Rhinoplastsneeze 

(derived from rhinoplasty) Rhinoplastsneeze, or nose job, is the act of inserting the nose into ones vagina, for her pleasure. Then sneezing equivilant to ejaculation.
- Me and kelly were going at it for hours last night, but then i rhinoplastsneezed before she was O-facing!
- awe bummer man.
- yeh.... totally killed the mood.
- totally.
Rhinoplastsneeze by Champ-tastic October 30, 2010
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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