11 definitions by Crystal K
The formal term used to describe a cosmetic medical procedure that corrects the nose. This procedure is also known as a nose job.
by Crystal K November 16, 2007
A term used to describe something that is moving in a quick jumpy fashion. Often the skittish object/person is acting without purpose and lacks premeditation.
The calico cat was sleeping on the floor then became very skittish when she randomly ran around the house chasing her own tail.
by Crystal K November 16, 2007
A television news anchor that hosts the show "To Catch A Predator" which focuses on tricking online predators to show up at a stake out where the predator thinks there is an underage boy/girl there to have sex with but in turn it's only Chris Hansen and the police.
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat over here and tell me what you are doing here running around naked chasing the cat with whipped cream in your hand?
Predator: Uhhhh I was just coming here to tell the little girl that it's not a good idea to talk to people on the internet
Chris Hansen: Please take this towel and cover yourself, according to the chat log you had other intentions of being here
Predator: Are you the police?
Chris Hansen: No I'm Chris Hansen from MSNBC and you are free to go if you wish
*Predator attempts to hand back the towel*
Chris Hansen: No you can keep it
Following the conversation usually ends with the predator getting tackled by the police and a jail
Predator: Uhhhh I was just coming here to tell the little girl that it's not a good idea to talk to people on the internet
Chris Hansen: Please take this towel and cover yourself, according to the chat log you had other intentions of being here
Predator: Are you the police?
Chris Hansen: No I'm Chris Hansen from MSNBC and you are free to go if you wish
*Predator attempts to hand back the towel*
Chris Hansen: No you can keep it
Following the conversation usually ends with the predator getting tackled by the police and a jail
by Crystal K November 16, 2007
The phrase used to describe a female who agrees to go out on a date with a male, the female has no interest in the male, but agress to go out on the date for a free meal. This can be repeated as necessary until the oblivious male figures it out or is usually ditched immediately. Note: This is not to be confused with a prostitute, there is usually no exchange of sexual relations.
Female A: Eww that ugly guy just asked for you number and you gave it to him?
Female B: Yeah duh, it's going to be a dinner and ditched
Female A: Hahah what a loser
Female B: Yeah duh, it's going to be a dinner and ditched
Female A: Hahah what a loser
by Crystal K April 18, 2008
Crossing the street without following the crosswalk or other traffic regulations, usually on busy streets which can be hazardous.
The street whores jaywalk across the street so they can get all the attention and possibly get laid and paid, because their baby's daddy left them for some other hoe on Two Notch Road.
by Crystal K September 7, 2005
An adjective to describe something that is worthy enough to be called exceedingly preposterous that is deserves an even more absurd name than ridiculous.
Person 1: Oh my god! Did you hear that Ashley Olson is dating Lance Armstrong?
Person 2: That is absolutely ridonkulous he's almost twice her age!
Person 2: That is absolutely ridonkulous he's almost twice her age!
by Crystal K November 15, 2007
A female that has graduated from a school and already has a degree, and works full time. Not to be confused with a stripper. Usually in mid twenties or a little older.
Person 1: So what are you doing know as far as your professional career?
Person 2: I'm a professional female.
Person 1: You are a stripper?
Person 2: No I work full time at a law office.
Person 2: I'm a professional female.
Person 1: You are a stripper?
Person 2: No I work full time at a law office.
by Crystal K February 2, 2007