A useless system that teachers argue determines your intellectual capability, but in reality only demonstrates ones ability to mindlessly follow orders fiven to themselves by a teacher. It is also used as a form of social hierarchy, so that the most submissive, uncreative students will have something to use if their ego is harmed.
Kevin: maybe if you werent so full of yourself, then you might actually be able to have a romantic relationship.
Love: shut up, you dont know what you're talking about. My gpa is way higher than yours therefore, signifying my smarts
by Kurt cobain 1 March 10, 2020
The dumbest surgery known to mankind. There has never been a person who has gotten one, and looks hotter now. Only going to contribute to the loneliness problem in America for sure.
Bob: ughhh I can't seem to find a date anywhere!
Jerry: what about Jessica? She can't seem to find a date either...
Bob: ew no, the rhinoplasty made her look like a punkass
by Kurt cobain 1 December 04, 2024
obsessive history checking disorder. most parents contract this illness when their child turns 11-13 years old. they feel the constant need to check their child's browsing history even if their child is completely trustworthy. this condition often deteriorates the relationship of a child and it's parent because the child feels completely distrusted and as if their privacy has been violated.
Joe: Ethan, I am gonna watch weird kinky shit on your phone.
Ethan: Joe, don't do that, you know my father has OHCD. he will find what you watched and whoop my ass.
by Kurt cobain 1 April 03, 2020