Rhinocerous
Rhinocerous by Allison T February 10, 2008
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Stabbing rhinocerous
Tom: "Dude why is your crotch so bruised?"
Robert: "Its because Betty gave me head last night and it felt like I was being stabbed."
Tom: "Damn that's gotta hurt, I'm pretty sure that's called a Stabbing Rhinocerous."
Robert: "I can see why."
Robert: "Its because Betty gave me head last night and it felt like I was being stabbed."
Tom: "Damn that's gotta hurt, I'm pretty sure that's called a Stabbing Rhinocerous."
Robert: "I can see why."
Stabbing rhinocerous by Bo Jangles The Eleventh May 7, 2016
Snot Rhinocerous
When you have a cold and you blow your nose in someone's asshole while pinching the head of their penis.
"Hey honey, I'm feeling a bit under the weather, and we're out of tissues. Do you mind if I give you a Snot Rhinocerous?"
"But I don't have a penis."
"Strap on this dildo."
"But I don't have a penis."
"Strap on this dildo."
Snot Rhinocerous by Snot Rhino November 13, 2009
Ryanocerous
Ryanocerous by Douglassafrass October 6, 2018
Three-Horned Rhinoceros
Hey Steve, you comin' 'round tonight? Me and Jim are trying to set up a Three-Horned Rhinoceros....just need one more!
Three-Horned Rhinoceros by BrightonWatch May 14, 2014
Disgruntled Rhinoceros
The act of putting a strap on dildo to your forehead and engaging in rough anal sex with said strap on dildo.
Dude 1: "Dude my ass hurts so much!!"
Dude 2: "Why?"
Dude 1: "My girlfriend gave me the Disgruntled Rhinoceros last night"
Dude 2: "Damn, how did she talk you into that?"
Dude 1: "She promised she would let me do a Jamaican Pile Driver"
Dude 2: "So worth it"
Dude 2: "Why?"
Dude 1: "My girlfriend gave me the Disgruntled Rhinoceros last night"
Dude 2: "Damn, how did she talk you into that?"
Dude 1: "She promised she would let me do a Jamaican Pile Driver"
Dude 2: "So worth it"
Disgruntled Rhinoceros by hardcoredeathcruster February 26, 2009
Rhinoceros Fart Flute
Rhinoceros Fart Flute by Smittmiester May 4, 2008
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