rhino horn

When your doing a girl doggie style and you jam your thumb in her ass like a rhino attacking.

I was all sweaty banging your mom like a pig and she grunted when I gave her the rhino horn.

by Scottie Vaughan June 11, 2006

Rhino’s horn

An eye wateringly large and dimensioned dildo that defies the laws of physics in regards to the human body. Also a similar length and girth to a rhino’s actual horn.

I was on this girl’s bed and we were fooling around when she reached into her drawer and pulled out a hell of a rhino’s horn. It wouldn’t have been a fair contest so I apologised and immediately left.

by Dixieland grandad haver November 26, 2018

three horn swamp rhino

Women that are very very fat that hit on you at the bar. So disgusting that not even the light switch can justify that one.

That fat girl at the end of the bar is a real three horn swamp rhino.

by gravytrain95 December 12, 2007

horny rhino

The act of shoving your knee up another's ass from behind as a form of a sneak-attack.

"Man, that horny rhino he just gave me hurt like a mother."

by ChiquitaVallejo August 18, 2005

Long horned Rhino

When a man inserts a screw driver into the end of his penis to make it seem longer during sex.

guy 1: dude she totally wants to fuck

guy 2: yeah but i got a small dick

guy 1: bro just do the long horned Rhino

by not_viv October 14, 2018

rhinohorsecorn

A mythical beast, part rhinoceros, horse and part unicorn that posses the magical ability to evaporate solid objects.

If you make that rhinohorsecorn angry, she will evaporate you.

by WhiskeyTangoFabulous October 25, 2010