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Rheumatoid arthritis 

This is a horrible autoimmune disease. It mostly effects joint, but can effect other organs. The disease usually begins gradually with fatigue, morning stiffness (lasting more than one hour), widespread muscle aches, loss of appetite, and weakness. Eventually, joint pain appears. When the joint is not used for a while, it can become warm, tender, and stiff. When the lining of the joint (synovium) becomes inflamed, it gives off more fluid and the joint becomes swollen. Joint pain is often felt on both sides of the body, and may effect the wrist, knees, elbows, fingers, toes, ankle or neck.
Rheumatoid arthritis sucks.
Mucus discharge from the eyes.
Also called, eye crust, eye gunk, eye boogers, sleepers, sleepies
Rheum by ergegr February 28, 2009

Rheumatard arthritis 

A mental side effect branched from rheumatoid arthritis that causes mental blocks on top of rheumatoid symptoms. Those with Rheumatard arthritis can suffer from mental judgement impairments, sudden use of poor grammar, and "brain farts".
My mom forgot to take her medication yesterday and her Rheumatard arthritis acted up; she thought her hemorrhoid cream was her toothpaste.
Rheumatard arthritis by J9 Bug April 1, 2011
If the world had more Rhemmy's it'd be amazing.
Rhemmy by Chocolate_boiii April 17, 2017

rheumatism 

What you tell the doctor you have when you go to a clinic and try and score some Oxycontin or Lortab.
"I don't know what's causing all this back pain, but some pills sure would make it better!"