"When I played act 2 of Doki Doki Literature Club, Natsuki 'glitched' and said 'mibulls sailcloth blindsight lifeline anan rectipetality faultlessly offered scleromalacia neighed catholicate' to me."
When someone gets rekt several times and you're going to say rekt once, you use this word, combining the popular phrase rekt with a popular sea creature known for many appendages.
Friend: *playing nondescript videogame* Ahh, I got killed. Dang it, I died again! Ah! Again!!
You: Rektipus
Inspired by the bible, young Ralph Burgess decided to go for a walk through the town to church. After entering, he follows the service, taking one too many sips of that strong ass church wine. Within minutes, alcohol overcomes Mr. Burgess, and he promptly yelled "Don't fuck with God!" wearing nothing but his birthday suit. This legendary act of Restipew has rewarded Ralph a criminal record.