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Reverse Shopping 

Usually a person on the darker side of society's edge,a scammer, self assured, scandalous, self motivated often by the need of quick cash for the next "hook up".

One who scours the ground or searches thru near-by trash cans at the exit doors of a buzy retail store hoping to pick up a discarded store receipt, enter the store, then collect each item listed, and then proceed straight to the customer service desk, and promptly, effect a fast cash return for the items. This person is a reverse shopper.
I saw Scandalous Sandy today at Home Depo., she was reverse shopping again. She said she would stop by later that she was almost finished shopping and ready to cash in her shopping list. She waved good bye and smiled as she studied the crumpled receipt clutched in her hands and headed straight to thereturn dept.

reverse shopvac 

Where you are receiving oral sex and vomiting at the same time.
Ya i totally got a reverse shopvac with this chic, she was covered in throwup.
reverse shopvac by Matt January 15, 2005

Reverse shopping 

When you go to the local sporting goods store and find a hoodie you like then proceed to the register to pay for said hoodie. Reverse shopping is only a simplified version of shopping with less steps. You find a hoodie you like and instead of paying for said hoodie you skip that step(streamlining it) and proceed directly to car without spending a wooden nickel
A man found a House depot reciept. Took it in home depot. Got everything that was on the reciept and put it in carriage. Proceeded directly to customer service and produced the reciept and returned said items in carriage for a full refund. A simple definition of reverse shopping is stealing.
Reverse shopping by El shoppo November 6, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008