reverse reverse blumpkin

A reverse reverse blumpkin is when a variation of the blumpkin where a woman is occupying the toilet because she needs to vomit, and a man who is too impatient to wait to poop decides to just go on her head

"Man, last night I had to poop so bad, I just ran in and ended up crapping all over some drunk girls' head"
"Dude, that's what you call a reverse reverse blumpkin"

reverse reverse blumpkin by blumpkin699 December 15, 2008

Reverse Blumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin where one gives oral sex whilst evacuating their bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously.

Or in laymans terms, when one sucks a cock at the same time they are also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise....the sucker is the crapper.

Note: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.

While his wife was taking her weekly shit, Ulysses whipped out his cock and got a BJ from her at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... she was the only woman he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.

In the 16 hour traffic jam before the Phish show, we observed a woman run into the woods with her boyfriend. The two perched on the steep banking, not hardly out of sight of the headlights, when she pulled down her dress, revealed her stark white ass, and assumed the squatting position. She was squatting too long to merely urinate and was obviously laying serious cable. To our amazement, her head dissappeared into the mans crotch!! Social morays be damned, this was a reverse blumpkin, and the symphony of car horns signalled the glee and elation of the stunned masses.

Reverse Blumpkin by Buckingham Green October 28, 2004

Double Upper Decker Double Reverse Blumpkin 

The unspoken act of a female performing an upper decker, whilst a male counterpart carries out a defecation in the lower (relative to aforementioned upper deck) deck, whilst eating out the aforementioned female.

Gary and Bruce were both really excited to partake in the sensual act of a Double Upper Decker Double Reverse Blumpkin, but neither one had eaten a large enough meal to carry out the act.

Double Upper Decker Double Reverse Blumpkin by doubleupperdeckerdoublereverse October 13, 2019

Upper Decker Reverse Blumpkin Double Dump Out

Taking a dump in the toilet tank while having your dong slobbed by someone sitting reverse on the toilet while they are dumping

Me and my girlfriend totally did a upper decker reverse blumpkin double dump out!

Upper Decker Reverse Blumpkin Double Dump Out by Dick Head Buckaroo September 20, 2015

upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme 

This is when a girl is giving you dome whilst doing an upper decker in your parents bathroom while they are asleep.

Yo cindy gave me a upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme in my parnets bathroom while they were asleep

upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme by ROBE to the RT December 21, 2005

Reverse Blumpkin

A rare event in which a woman deficates while performing fellatio. Also see blumpkin, brother blumpkin, reverse brother blumpkin

The reason Jason and Darcy are still dating is because he is cool with wipping her ass, but only after she gives him a reverse blumpkin.

The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are about the same as receiving a reverse blumpkin!

Reverse Blumpkin by Inuit Dust Commando! October 28, 2004

Double reverse blumpkin 

When a person is upper decking a toilet and another person is shitting backwards on said toilet giving oral sex to the person doing the upper decking.

The only reason I like house parties is pulling the old double reverse blumpkin before I leave.

Double reverse blumpkin by Coltnasty August 19, 2021