Reuban

Proper sound lad. Will probably play county and bench press double his own body weight as a warm up. Well class

He single handedly won the sct for sandford, that’s Reuban

by Whoppermunch18 October 19, 2019

Reuban

A man with the biggest dick in all history

That guy reuban pounded me so hard

by Rblade August 9, 2021

Reuban

A Reuban is a master of wit at all social gatherings; including, yet not exclusive to birthdays, anniversaries and wakes. Although not considered conventionally attractive Reuban generally possesses a rugged & deshevelled grace that ensnares young women. He is most mens intellectual superior and loved by all women. Tenacious in all sexual and romantic persuits, a Reuban is an ideal lover. Upon encountering a Reuban it is important to know that his weakness is liquor, breasts and bass music (his strengths lay in devouring all three).

Person A: That was the best conversation, regulating & sex I've ever had. You wouldn't happen to be called Reuban, would you?

Person B nods silently.

by RubenDuhzet January 25, 2017

Reuban

Ah very special tool indeed typically not good at science or really anything that envolves brain cells. Shall never play county

Reuban =tool

by Whoppermunch18 October 19, 2019

Dirty reuban

It's when you want to fuck your girl but she has a twin so you get confused and eat out her dad

Oh I did a dirty reuban last night

by Vagina345 December 6, 2021

Soggy Reuban

When somebody hangs out and leaves early

Dude your being a soggy Reuban.

by mharmelink June 10, 2025

to redban

To change the subject of an interesting discussion with a silly or uninteresting subject.
(Like redban from joe rogan podcast always does.)

"Hey man i saw a documentary about scientists who found a planet with life on it.."
-"You know what? i had pizza today and my cat was sick and puked everywhere!"
-"why you need to redban me dude? come on.. just shut up please.."

by carbon_dioxide_silly_boy February 4, 2012