retunt

It is a retarded cunt. A word that can be used to describe someone that infuriates you to no end, is selfish and all in all a no good person. Often a person that makes horrible decisions and pisses the wrong people off.

Bill: He did you hear what Karen said in the book club last night?
Bob: No I didn't but if you ask me, she sounds like a retunt

by badbitchwillcutyou May 12, 2020

Semen retention

Not masturbating or having sex. Many people beleive this will help you be more masculin if you are a man, along with other benifits.

You heard about semen retention?

by Ctsdj November 14, 2019

angel retentive

A trait in which people are so holier-than-thou, they can’t endure soiling their hands with anything that falls outside their fanatical religious beliefs.

“Wow, that preacher dude wouldn’t even touch my band’s CD because the cover was red and black, which he says are the colors of Satan!

“You know that guy is totally angel retentive.”

by Bad Beth and Beyond July 4, 2020

vaginal retention plan

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.

Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I kept my ex on the Vaginal Retention Plan.

by kyssable1 January 11, 2009

anally retentive

Stoid, fixed in own ways, unchanging, perfectionist.

He has to do everything 'just so' - He is so anally retentive!

by nusye December 15, 2003

sperm retention headache

Also known as male PMS. A common case of sperm retentioon headache (SRH) is attributed to an over due release of male sexual energy. This unreleased engery causes accute headaches along with moodyness and irritablity.

Dude I haven't had any action for so long .. I've got a nasty case of SRH.

by collinc August 23, 2005

retunto

means super-retarded, beyond wild

You retarded nigga, but i'm retunto

by marly-mar July 29, 2010