Someone so obsessed with retro lifestyle/clothes/games/music ect that nothing else is of any interest. Also spends alot of time on collecting/making/maintaining their "retro lifestyle".

I'm such a retrotard that;
"I only listen to music produced in the 50's - period"
"I'm obsessed with super mario/snake/megaman ect"
"I only buy and own vintage clothing/furniture"
"if it's not older than me - it's crap"

Retrotard by a true retrotard August 22, 2011

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Retrocades

Modern day arcades with mostly retro arcade games of the 80's and 90's. Also a place where adults can relive their chilhood and/or share that experience with their children. Some retrocades also serve alcohol and carry plenty of craft beer on tap.

I want to take the kids to the Retrocades so that we can get in some retro arcade gaming.

We are going out with the boys to play old school arcade games at the Retrocades.

Retrocades by RetroCades August 30, 2013

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Retrofart

When you have to fart but hold it in for so long, you hear it gurgle back into your tummy.

Gillian: Dude, what's that noise?
Lillian: Yo man, I just retrofarted to save you from my wicked SBD.

Retrofart by the illians September 16, 2012

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Mercury retrograde

When the planet Mercury appears to travel backward across the sky. These times can cause confusion, delay, and frustration, and unpleasant communications!

Shucks, It's Mercury retrograde from May 29 to June 22 this year...better watch my tongue!

Mercury retrograde by Lovin3434! June 1, 2021

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