retrotardation 

retrotardation being an outdated loser with zero knowledge of current events,or a loser with no technical knowledge who like to do things the old way because it's just easier.

I'm suffering from a case of retrotardation,My name is Allen and I think my email address is my website!

retrotardation by Beatrice July 17, 2004

Repretardationist 

Promoting apperal and being a total utter fucking retard

"Hey did you see that repretardationist Anthony Sullivan with that mop?

Repretardationist by Thickasslatina69420 June 9, 2017