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The Phantom Renamer 

The Phantom Renamer (TPR) is most likely someone you work with. He makes up nicknames for everyone and is a legend at it.
He may also be responsible for changing the name on items you own to the nickname he has kept for you.
This can be in the form of user names, digital files, etc
Person 1: Hey dude The Phantom Renamer strikes again.. look at the shared folder..
Person 2: Lmao! I wonder who TPR is?
Person 1: Legend!

Names on the shared folder:
Hank = Cal
Cal-ifornications (main character Hank Moody)

Reamer Club 

An organization of unembarrassable Purdue University students that promotes school spirit, embraces the school's traditions, and cares for the University's official mascot, the Boilermaker Special.
Gee, who is that singing in a circle by the fountain? Must be the Reamer Club!
Reamer Club by Fall 08 PC (NRD) February 24, 2009

cunt reamer 

i jammed my cunt reamer into her cockpit
cunt reamer by turdlunch October 4, 2005

Edison Reamer 

Thomas Edison was an American inventor and businessman whose work formed the basis of modern direct current electric power (DC) systems.

While having sex of any type in any position, one simply inserts a metal object into an electrical socket.
Beth had complained all night about the show, so when we got home, I laid the pipe to her and gave her a Edison Reamer. She never came so hard in her life.

Also known as a Tesla Cock Prod.
Edison Reamer by ChuckGoldmember November 1, 2008
An individual who derives sexual pleasure from either fisting or inserting objects into the arses of others, or himself.

Also, Reaming, to ream.
Mike selected the most brutal implement from the kitchen drawer, a spiked meat tenderiser, and proceeded to ream Andy mercilessly with it
Reamer by James February 3, 2004

rectum reamer 

A comical name for a male homosexual (faggot) - suggesting he likes to ream rectums (which he probably does)
John: Fucken rectum reamer loves that mangina, Ted
Ted: He sure does John, what a faggot
rectum reamer by Kallum October 23, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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