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Retarded Shoes 

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.
I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him
Retarded Shoes by will bitten December 18, 2016

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r 

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.
The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.

x reader 

A type of fanfiction where the reader is the protagonist.
Most of the time involves romance between the reader and the other characters of the story.
The other characters are often anime characters , vocaloid or any sort of character that people are interested in.

They're mostly for female readers, but some of them are for male readers, or just for both.

They could be normal x readers, so they don't involve any sex, or nudity; lemon so they involve complete sex ; lime meaning that they involve light sex; fluffy so they involve incredibly cute relationship, without sex. Just hugs, kisses or whatever you think it's cute in a relationship.

They sometimes involve suicidal themes, depression, death and such. But if there is something like this.. they say it in the title.

There is a really, really, really small amount of x readers where there isn't love. Just friendship.

You can find them mostly on Quotev, DeviantArt , ArchiveOfOurOwn , Wattpad and other fanfiction websites.
I found out about a ' Len Kagamine x Reader ' on DeviantArt! It was adorable!

Yesterday my friend showed me a ' X Reader ' ... It was cool.

I started to read a Cryaotic X Reader. It has more than 700+ pages. I'm never gonna end it..
x reader by MokkuKa March 7, 2016

Dentally Retarded 

Somebody who has orthodontic problems, especially teeth coming in slowly.
"My orthodontist said I'm dentally advanced."
"Mine said I"m dentally retarded."

Dentally Retarded by plunger333 August 7, 2007

beyond retarded

beyond retarded is nearly reaching final level of retardness. When calling someone retarded isn't enough, beyond retarded will just cut the chase and do the trick. We have fail, and epic fail. And we have retarded and beyond retarded.
League of legends ongoing game:

TITOV: Hey guys, they are too strong, too fast, let's give up
I R Rumble: You are beyond retarded -.- being beaten up by bots?!
beyond retarded by uplink May 28, 2012

Manga Readers 

Manga reader: hey you’re an anime only?
Anime only : yea why?
Manga reader : Spoils the entire next season.
Manga readers uniting to spoil a show for someone
Manga Readers by Giyuu.Simp January 21, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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