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to rebuild, to stroy again, to build again
What should we restroy?
restroy by red the wyvern February 18, 2019
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Verb
To destroy an already destroyed object.
I restroyed that ruin.
Restroy by PwnageBot_G August 11, 2006
When a person attempts to restore something to its original state or quality; but is so inept they end up destroying it in the process.
XYZ Classic Cars Restroyed my 1968 Camaro.
Restroy by Bondoblocker November 3, 2021

restroom romeo 

Juan was a regular restroom Romeo in the park.
restroom romeo by I, Wreckerrr January 27, 2016

restroom randy

A gay man who hangs out in public restrooms hoping to hook up with random sex partners
Steve refuses to take a shit in a public toilet because he's afraid of being hit on by some restroom randy.
restroom randy by Michael_Hunt April 25, 2008

Restroom Soccer 

1) The art of using one's feet only when inside a public restroom.

2) To avoid germs in the bathroom, a strict no hands policy of flushing the toilet with a karate kick or hooking the top of one's shoe under a stall door to open it.

3) The World Cup of Crap.
He was very skilled at his restroom soccer, an accomplished Pelé on his home field of Brazil, but not on a field and not in Brazil. In an Exxon Mobil shitter.
Restroom Soccer by Wyatt Junker July 11, 2011

The women's restroom is over there 

An annoying phrase used by homophobes to pick at guys with long hair in the restroom.

Usually results in the long-haired individual's silent oath to attack the next person who says it.

Exactly why these people see fit to do such a thing is beyond this writer; perhaps it is because women at the clubs and parties these individuals inhabit tend to pay a little more attention to a man who has flowing well-kept blond hair in opposition to a 5'2" mongoloid who is trying to look like Mark Mcgrath and failing miserably.
(Enter long-haired guy, stage left)
Spiked-up douchebag: Hark, young knave! The women's restroom is over there, thou faggot! Hur hur!

(soliloquy) Long-haired guy: Mark me this night, O fates, for the next man that makes that lame joke is getting kneed in the junk!

(exit Spiked-up douchebag as Long-haired guy begins to pee.)
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