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Steve refuses to take a shit in a public toilet because he's afraid of being hit on by some restroom randy.
by Michael_Hunt April 25, 2008
Get the restroom randy mug.1) The art of using one's feet only when inside a public restroom.
2) To avoid germs in the bathroom, a strict no hands policy of flushing the toilet with a karate kick or hooking the top of one's shoe under a stall door to open it.
3) The World Cup of Crap.
2) To avoid germs in the bathroom, a strict no hands policy of flushing the toilet with a karate kick or hooking the top of one's shoe under a stall door to open it.
3) The World Cup of Crap.
He was very skilled at his restroom soccer, an accomplished Pelé on his home field of Brazil, but not on a field and not in Brazil. In an Exxon Mobil shitter.
by Wyatt Junker July 11, 2011
Get the Restroom Soccer mug.A person that proclaims to be a follower of the Rastafari Movement, or Rasta but in reality just never attends to personal hygiene, smokes lots of weed, has "dreads", talks like a villager from an Indiana Jones movie and has grown up in a suburb of Washington D.C. known as Reston, VA.
Friend 1: Yo my boy Tim has gone Restonfarian. He grew dreadlocks, has a girl who has never been to the groomers, stopped wiping his ass and talks like Wycleff Jean.
Friend 2: He can't ride in my car.
Friend 2: He can't ride in my car.
by thebikeisblack March 28, 2008
Get the Restonfarian mug.An annoying phrase used by homophobes to pick at guys with long hair in the restroom.
Usually results in the long-haired individual's silent oath to attack the next person who says it.
Exactly why these people see fit to do such a thing is beyond this writer; perhaps it is because women at the clubs and parties these individuals inhabit tend to pay a little more attention to a man who has flowing well-kept blond hair in opposition to a 5'2" mongoloid who is trying to look like Mark Mcgrath and failing miserably.
Usually results in the long-haired individual's silent oath to attack the next person who says it.
Exactly why these people see fit to do such a thing is beyond this writer; perhaps it is because women at the clubs and parties these individuals inhabit tend to pay a little more attention to a man who has flowing well-kept blond hair in opposition to a 5'2" mongoloid who is trying to look like Mark Mcgrath and failing miserably.
(Enter long-haired guy, stage left)
Spiked-up douchebag: Hark, young knave! The women's restroom is over there, thou faggot! Hur hur!
(soliloquy) Long-haired guy: Mark me this night, O fates, for the next man that makes that lame joke is getting kneed in the junk!
(exit Spiked-up douchebag as Long-haired guy begins to pee.)
Spiked-up douchebag: Hark, young knave! The women's restroom is over there, thou faggot! Hur hur!
(soliloquy) Long-haired guy: Mark me this night, O fates, for the next man that makes that lame joke is getting kneed in the junk!
(exit Spiked-up douchebag as Long-haired guy begins to pee.)
by Vomikron September 11, 2009
Get the The women's restroom is over there mug./rěst'rōōm'•mō'mənt/ n. A euphemism for diarrhea; a socially acceptable alternative to terms like the shits, hershey squirts and the runs.
Mr. Officer, I realize I was speeding, but I need to get home because I'm about to have a restroom moment! Oops, too late.
by Matt*ee October 21, 2009
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