restrites

Zone that contains restricted web sites that could be potentially damaging or harmful to your computer or data, but I assume is safe for humans as no such unnecessary additions to an otherwise perfect cycereality is mentioned , contentioned or contented, that strangely enough includes sex, pornography and obscenity that's too hot for hotmail, portrait? no photography or obscenity that could obviously affect the validity of your spell checker.

Did you mention sex, pornography and obscenity? Oog, I'll have one of them restrites then. Yeah, whata site for sore eyes!

by Hercolena Oliver May 8, 2008

Besties for Resties

Best friends for the rest of life.

My friend and I are besties for resties.

by Beccas December 11, 2007

bestie westies for the resties

Bestie westies for the resties means that you and your bestie slay to the point your bestie westies for the resties.

Anthony: woah we’re so slay
Taylor:ikr we must be bestie westies for the resties

by tayzor December 6, 2022

Restricted Free Agent

A hot girl under the age of 18 that you would like to have sexual intercourse with.When dealing with restricted free agents you may have to give up conditional draft picks to acquire their services. The higher the draft pick the higher the jail sentence and the hotter the bitch.

Damn that restricted free agent is hot as fuck, i would give up a first round pick to fuck her.

While i was at chuckie cheese i encountered some restricted free agents.

Last night i fucked a first round pick, then i woke up in the morning and realized she was really just a seventh round pick.

by Rob JJ Nerf June 11, 2009

restricted

When you can't log into your account.

James: "Why can't we play multiplayer?"
Viktor: "I'm restricted."

by snopmannen03 February 4, 2018

restricted

When something stops you from attending an event.

Shiv: I can't come to the park today. I've got to help my mum.
Laura: Arrrrr restricted!!

by Laura Kayliegh Pearse May 11, 2008

Restricted Caller

Somebody who Calls you using *67 because they are immature and want to annoy the living crap out of you. Restricted callers tend to be large groups of annoying girls who are trying to play a prank and end up giggling half way through what they were trying to say. Restricted callers are never funny although they hang up laughing as if they were.

*Ring Ring*

Guy: Hello?
Restricted Caller: Yes Hi *giggle* Would you like a *giggle* large pepperoni goat pizza? *giggle giggle*
Guy:....

by IRG January 27, 2009