tech resistant

Someone who does not embrace technology or has a hard time working with technological devices including computers, gaming consoles, email, cell phones, DVRs, remote controls, traffic lights...

John owns a Macbook but will only check his email with it. He's completely tech resistant.

by realmccoy420 April 24, 2011

Famine Resistant

A "plump" or otherwise "healthy" sample from female human species that can withstand the consumption of food until well into the next ice age.

"Dont even think of getting with her yo, she looks to be Famine Resistant!

by Nate-Dog March 9, 2008

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022

Fact resistant human

People that are resistant to scientific fact at their own peril. Probably due to the vast amount of ecocidal propaganda out there meant to mislead. Perhaps they will become more receptive when they become in an environment without food water or air

The fact resistant humans were driving the current legislation and electoriate

by Dgnflyinca May 10, 2019

Tourniquet Resistant Patient

A tourniquet resistant patient (TRP) that is so morbidly obese that a pneumatic tourniquet, despite the highest safe setting, will not be able to adequately restrict blood flow to the extremity to allow bloodless surgery. The sheer girth of the extremity precludes effective tourniquet use.

I wouldn't be so confident. Just looking at this patient's leg makes me think she is a Tourniquet Resistant Patient. You'll be awash in blood despite the tourniquet. Good luck my friend.

by ohal0012 April 25, 2021

Boner Resistant

Someone who is exceedingly ugly or repulsive that you can't possibly be attracted to them. Turning off the lights won't even help this person.

Dude, this chick I saw last night at the club was so ugly, she was boner resistant!

by 1812marine May 27, 2016

Viagra Resistant

A women so hidously ugly that viagra (or alcohol) will not make them attractive.

Friend: "Hey Joe, I hear you have a new lady boss, maybe if you get with her you will get a raise."

Joe: "No way man, have you seen her, she is so ugly, she would be viagra resistant!

by charliedad March 15, 2009