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resipoon  

rez-i-poon Sometimes wet, crusty, slimy and or sticky residue left on the penis after its removed from the Vagina.
"All of us where sitting in the living room and Jared came out of the back bedroom and said "what the hell is this?" While pointing down at his penis. We all said buddy thats resipoon.."

"Dude, the girl I met last night was like a porn star! After we had sex, she went down on me again and sucked off all the resipoon and got me going again!"
resipoon by BlindMan27 January 25, 2009
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material sometimes remaining in the bottom of the bowl when one does not practice the proper follow up flushing... esp in public toilets.
Dave is always leaving brownie batter in the bottom of the toilet, management needs to have a discussion with him regarding his resipoo.
resipoo by Shakez da Clown June 11, 2011
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The itchy 'cornhole clingers' that often only make themselves apparent approximately twenty minutes after a hurried post-shit wipe.
Hey Elliot, I've got a right itchy arsehole, I must have some resipoo left on my ring from my hangover shite.
resipoo by Mrs Pennyapple February 5, 2014
rez-i-poo---the sticky, usually brown and smelly, residue left on the penis (or other tool/appendage) after it is removed from the anus.
"I ain't gonna suck that jimmy after it's been up there. It's all covered with resipoo"
The residual dog crap that sticks to the bottom of your shoe that is almost impossible to get off.

After you step on dog poo and try to scrape as much of it off on the sidewalk and grass, there is always some left in the crevices of the tread in your shoe. That is the resipoo.
Don't get into my car until you've washed away all the resipoo on your shoe.
Resipoo by Iconel December 5, 2011
The poo that is left over and stuck to the toilet after flushing
I had to scrub the resipoo from the toilet because it would come off after I flushed.
resipoo by Dr. Pooh August 27, 2014

respoonse 

A more lengthy than necessary post to an online inquiry.
I gave up on reading Geoff's windbag respoonse.

See also respooonse and respoooonse.
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Respectfully 

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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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