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resipoon  

rez-i-poon Sometimes wet, crusty, slimy and or sticky residue left on the penis after its removed from the Vagina.
"All of us where sitting in the living room and Jared came out of the back bedroom and said "what the hell is this?" While pointing down at his penis. We all said buddy thats resipoon.."

"Dude, the girl I met last night was like a porn star! After we had sex, she went down on me again and sucked off all the resipoon and got me going again!"
resipoon by BlindMan27 January 25, 2009
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material sometimes remaining in the bottom of the bowl when one does not practice the proper follow up flushing... esp in public toilets.
Dave is always leaving brownie batter in the bottom of the toilet, management needs to have a discussion with him regarding his resipoo.
resipoo by Shakez da Clown June 11, 2011
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The itchy 'cornhole clingers' that often only make themselves apparent approximately twenty minutes after a hurried post-shit wipe.
Hey Elliot, I've got a right itchy arsehole, I must have some resipoo left on my ring from my hangover shite.
resipoo by Mrs Pennyapple February 5, 2014
rez-i-poo---the sticky, usually brown and smelly, residue left on the penis (or other tool/appendage) after it is removed from the anus.
"I ain't gonna suck that jimmy after it's been up there. It's all covered with resipoo"
The residual dog crap that sticks to the bottom of your shoe that is almost impossible to get off.

After you step on dog poo and try to scrape as much of it off on the sidewalk and grass, there is always some left in the crevices of the tread in your shoe. That is the resipoo.
Don't get into my car until you've washed away all the resipoo on your shoe.
Resipoo by Iconel December 5, 2011
The poo that is left over and stuck to the toilet after flushing
I had to scrub the resipoo from the toilet because it would come off after I flushed.
resipoo by Dr. Pooh August 27, 2014

respoonse 

A more lengthy than necessary post to an online inquiry.
I gave up on reading Geoff's windbag respoonse.

See also respooonse and respoooonse.
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The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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