Reportfag 

Largely related to Facebook, this individual prefers to report any material (eg pics, movies) it sees as marginally offensive rather than recognizing its intrinsic humor. The result of which is that said material is removed.

Jack: "Dude, my pic has disappeared!"
Jill: "You mean the one of you pissing on a burning lolcat?!?"
Jack: "Yeah"
Jill: "Fucking reportfags!"

Reportfag by Chuci March 20, 2009

reportress 

A female sports reporter with little or no understanding of the sport she is covering. Often found grazing the sidelines in tight pants and revealing tops, reportresses hunt down coaches and players in hopes of baffling them with moronic, sports-related questions.

I thought the girl was a real reporter, but when she asked the coach whether he wanted to win the game, I knew she was just a reportress.

reportress by Bob Stash January 19, 2011

Reportfag 

A person who bans "threats" which are innocent social media accounts by mass reporting them with a bot. Often getting them locked out, or suspended.

Have you heard about the reportfag, they probably have no life.

Reportfag by VonNoobmarck November 5, 2017

Reportard 

One who cannot handle any percieved insult directed towards their person, true or imagined. This butthurt causes said person to cry like a hungry baby and become full of impotent rage. Once the butthurt is too much to bear, which is usually immediate, they report the vile offender to cause a 30 day reprieve from the onslaught.

Adam couldn't handle the heat in Illumitardi so he regressed and became a reportard.

Reportard by Lylehighhill February 3, 2018

remortgage 

Verb: What one does to get out of a financial mess in which the credit cards have run too high and the spending is outpacing the earning/gaining/stealing etc.
Noun: The particular mortgage loan that thus enables you to throw away what little capital you have left in your property.

I took out this remortgage thing the other day - paid off all my debts etc. and goin to the antarctic for a month's sabatical next week.It's really great - I don't have to think about who I'm going to leave my house to in my will now. . .

remortgage by Steve Slimm October 17, 2007

Reportfag 

Reportfags are just butthurt little fuckboys who get touched by daddy at night and take their anger out on random people online.

Reportfags usually go through social media and report posts/content to the point where they are removed, even if it is against the rules.

Usually reports pictures that aren't against the rules at all, just to be a dick.

Social media user 1: *posts picture of cat*
Reportfag: *silently reports*
Social media: your picture has been removed for containing nudity, which is against the terms of use.

Social media user 2: Damn reportfags.

Reportfag by FlyinGiraffe March 30, 2015

Reportaho 

Term used primarily in Facebook groups. A reportaho is someone who repeatedly makes petty Facebook reports on images, accounts, or comments. Reportahos are either bitter people who are trying to get revenge on someone, or are overly sensitive newbs who think Facebook should be filled with rainbows and unicorns and are unable to ignore content they deem controversial. People who are against Reportahos believe Facebook reports should be reserved for only the very worst content.

I was bitched out on Facebook, instead of blocking that person and moving on, I became a reportaho and began to mass report each of that person's comments, as well as her account, in an attempt to get back at her.

My friend joined a Facebook group for the first time yesterday. He was offended by some of the bad language he read in some comments and began to report them.

Reportaho by grape_sloth_GrimesA April 14, 2015