Reportfag 

Largely related to Facebook, this individual prefers to report any material (eg pics, movies) it sees as marginally offensive rather than recognizing its intrinsic humor. The result of which is that said material is removed.

Jack: "Dude, my pic has disappeared!"
Jill: "You mean the one of you pissing on a burning lolcat?!?"
Jack: "Yeah"
Jill: "Fucking reportfags!"

Reportfag by Chuci March 20, 2009

Reportfag 

A person who bans "threats" which are innocent social media accounts by mass reporting them with a bot. Often getting them locked out, or suspended.

Have you heard about the reportfag, they probably have no life.

Reportfag by VonNoobmarck November 5, 2017

Reportfag 

Reportfags are just butthurt little fuckboys who get touched by daddy at night and take their anger out on random people online.

Reportfags usually go through social media and report posts/content to the point where they are removed, even if it is against the rules.

Usually reports pictures that aren't against the rules at all, just to be a dick.

Social media user 1: *posts picture of cat*
Reportfag: *silently reports*
Social media: your picture has been removed for containing nudity, which is against the terms of use.

Social media user 2: Damn reportfags.

Reportfag by FlyinGiraffe March 30, 2015

Error Reporting 

A new thing in Windows XP for the user to have the option of sending in the error to Microsoft. It is said to be useless and annoying, but in future years(3-5) Theres errors will be programmed and used to help...but they have no effect on the programs right now.

To disable these annoying things, go to Control Panal>Performance and Maintenance>System>Advanced>Error Reporting>Check 'Disable error reporting.'

Or you may just right click the My Computer icon and go to Properties>Advanced>Error Reporting>Disable

Error Reporting by Taylor January 4, 2005

Indonesian Reporting Commission 

Noun:

A serial jackass foreign-based Facebook group , commonly known as “Indonesian Reporting Commission (not known to be officially associated with any government of any nation) who hates Liberty, Freedom, and Freedom of Speech and Expression. These parasitic Facebook trolls are known to infiltrate innocent Facebook groups and post illicit content using fake profiles, then use a separate account to report the group against community standards which ultimately end up being zucced . The result of this Crime Against Humanity is loss of enjoyment to view and contribute to topic-based memes in closed groups.

If Dante (Famous Italian Painter of Inferno (see Wikipedia)) had conceptualized a 10th level of Hell, this is where these Bastards would go.

My favorite Facebook group “The middle-aged Divorced Wine Moms Club” was zucced by the savage bastards known as the Indonesian Reporting Commission. How will I ever be able to post 10 am wine glass pics and feel no shame now??? THOSE SICK BASTARDS NEED TO BE BANNED.

HOLD MY WINE GLASS 🍷 KRISTA, I’M CONTACTING MY DIVORCE ATTORNEY 👨 ⚖️📖AND SUING THESE BASTARDS!

Indonesian Reporting Commission by SkiUtah119 May 26, 2019

Reportard 

One who cannot handle any percieved insult directed towards their person, true or imagined. This butthurt causes said person to cry like a hungry baby and become full of impotent rage. Once the butthurt is too much to bear, which is usually immediate, they report the vile offender to cause a 30 day reprieve from the onslaught.

Adam couldn't handle the heat in Illumitardi so he regressed and became a reportard.

Reportard by Lylehighhill February 3, 2018

BODROV REPORTING 

Analogical to "Kirov Reporting" from the RTS series Command & Conquerer: Red Alert. This is the phrase that Zeppelin (Airship) pilot when he is given a command to show his readiness for battle and infinite loyalty to the Soviet Faction. Coincidentally, the pilot's name is a Sergeant Bodrov, thus the origin of the phrase. Indeed, Bodrov will always respond with the same phrase, no matter the consequences.

You: *Selects Kirov Unit*
Bodrov: BODROV REPORTING!

BODROV REPORTING by alexthechicken May 31, 2019