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Reportaho 

Term used primarily in Facebook groups. A reportaho is someone who repeatedly makes petty Facebook reports on images, accounts, or comments. Reportahos are either bitter people who are trying to get revenge on someone, or are overly sensitive newbs who think Facebook should be filled with rainbows and unicorns and are unable to ignore content they deem controversial. People who are against Reportahos believe Facebook reports should be reserved for only the very worst content.
I was bitched out on Facebook, instead of blocking that person and moving on, I became a reportaho and began to mass report each of that person's comments, as well as her account, in an attempt to get back at her.

My friend joined a Facebook group for the first time yesterday. He was offended by some of the bad language he read in some comments and began to report them.
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Reportard 

One who cannot handle any percieved insult directed towards their person, true or imagined. This butthurt causes said person to cry like a hungry baby and become full of impotent rage. Once the butthurt is too much to bear, which is usually immediate, they report the vile offender to cause a 30 day reprieve from the onslaught.
Adam couldn't handle the heat in Illumitardi so he regressed and became a reportard.
Reportard by Lylehighhill February 3, 2018

Reprotacotion

The two tacos engaged in reprotacotion and formed baby paco the taco.
Reprotacotion by tetsujin3 April 23, 2009
Is it something like dickhead, cunt or totally bitch
You are reporto. Oh no reporto is here.
Reporto by oligarcha March 1, 2021

reverse reportage

A journalistic strategy in which the reporter reverses the investigative process to reveal their difficulty in publicizing the story. They delay obtaining facts, statistics and empirical data to expose the human roadblocks they encounter when covering a topic.
Go reverse reportage on these people and show the public what they are trying to hide via intimidation, personal attack, ridicule, legal maneuvers, threats of arrest and bodily harm.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026