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Reportaho 

Term used primarily in Facebook groups. A reportaho is someone who repeatedly makes petty Facebook reports on images, accounts, or comments. Reportahos are either bitter people who are trying to get revenge on someone, or are overly sensitive newbs who think Facebook should be filled with rainbows and unicorns and are unable to ignore content they deem controversial. People who are against Reportahos believe Facebook reports should be reserved for only the very worst content.
I was bitched out on Facebook, instead of blocking that person and moving on, I became a reportaho and began to mass report each of that person's comments, as well as her account, in an attempt to get back at her.

My friend joined a Facebook group for the first time yesterday. He was offended by some of the bad language he read in some comments and began to report them.
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Reportard 

One who cannot handle any percieved insult directed towards their person, true or imagined. This butthurt causes said person to cry like a hungry baby and become full of impotent rage. Once the butthurt is too much to bear, which is usually immediate, they report the vile offender to cause a 30 day reprieve from the onslaught.
Adam couldn't handle the heat in Illumitardi so he regressed and became a reportard.
Reportard by Lylehighhill February 3, 2018
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Is it something like dickhead, cunt or totally bitch
You are reporto. Oh no reporto is here.
Reporto by oligarcha March 1, 2021