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Reportaho 

Term used primarily in Facebook groups. A reportaho is someone who repeatedly makes petty Facebook reports on images, accounts, or comments. Reportahos are either bitter people who are trying to get revenge on someone, or are overly sensitive newbs who think Facebook should be filled with rainbows and unicorns and are unable to ignore content they deem controversial. People who are against Reportahos believe Facebook reports should be reserved for only the very worst content.
I was bitched out on Facebook, instead of blocking that person and moving on, I became a reportaho and began to mass report each of that person's comments, as well as her account, in an attempt to get back at her.

My friend joined a Facebook group for the first time yesterday. He was offended by some of the bad language he read in some comments and began to report them.
Reportaho by grape_sloth_GrimesA April 14, 2015
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Reportard 

One who cannot handle any percieved insult directed towards their person, true or imagined. This butthurt causes said person to cry like a hungry baby and become full of impotent rage. Once the butthurt is too much to bear, which is usually immediate, they report the vile offender to cause a 30 day reprieve from the onslaught.
Adam couldn't handle the heat in Illumitardi so he regressed and became a reportard.
Reportard by Lylehighhill February 3, 2018

Reprotacotion

The two tacos engaged in reprotacotion and formed baby paco the taco.
Reprotacotion by tetsujin3 April 23, 2009
Is it something like dickhead, cunt or totally bitch
You are reporto. Oh no reporto is here.
Reporto by oligarcha March 1, 2021

reverse reportage

A journalistic strategy in which the reporter reverses the investigative process to reveal their difficulty in publicizing the story. They delay obtaining facts, statistics and empirical data to expose the human roadblocks they encounter when covering a topic.
Go reverse reportage on these people and show the public what they are trying to hide via intimidation, personal attack, ridicule, legal maneuvers, threats of arrest and bodily harm.
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