rentoner

Someone from The Renton. Small village in West Scotland. Birth place of Tobias Smollett. Best wee village in Scotland. Used to be very tight knit community until the Interlopers moved in. World famous sweetie shop Tom Swans, local people called it Tam Ducks. Winnie's local pub, vintage pub. Decor very very vintage. It's like a step back in time.

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rentoner by BasketCase77 July 7, 2019

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rentoned

Word, possibly from Shropshire, meaning to have got very drunk and be suffering the next day for it. A hangover, but a very bad one, generally worse than should be expected.

You look pretty rentoned this morning mate.

Yeah, had 10 pints last night.

rentoned by MattyBoy1982 February 10, 2012

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rentoner • renooneration • rentner • rentoned

renooneration

Getting the nooner or quickie that someone owe's you. See "To renoonerate".

Jack was annoyed his meeting ran long, missing lunch sex with his secretary. However, she promised him renooneration.

renooneration by PseudoDax September 19, 2009

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rentner

The greatest last name ever! Its a palindrome which means it's smelled the same way forward and backwards. Its a German name that is very rare in the U.S.A.

Hi my name is Chad Rentner. I have the stupidest first name ever but my last name is awesome!

rentner by Rebelron45 June 22, 2014

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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