"I demand a recount!" is a phrase used to express resistance to a decision made, usually in regards to a vote; when used, it is often in a melodramatic and/or comical fashion.

Although the concept of demanding a recount has been around for the while, the phrase "I demand a recount" was popularized as a meme following the Bush v. Gore case for the 2000 election for the U.S. presidency.

Due to the ballot counting controversy surrounding Florida state's miscounts of votes (at this point Florida's electoral votes were the deciding factor of the Presidency), the U.S. Supreme court got involved, and decided by a slim 5-4 majority to cancel the Florida re-recount, as it was not likely to meet the safe harbor deadline requirements.

"I demand a recount!" was popularized as a display of indignant resistance thereafter, as many people (both state officials and regular citizens) criticized the Supreme Court's decision, requesting that for a recount not to be done would be bad form at best, and critically unconstitutional at worst.

I demand a recount! by Timothy Matias October 16, 2010

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Recount

Resetting the play count of a particularly embarrassing song so no one is aware of how much you actually like the song.

I did a recount on the newest Miley Cyrus song out of fear that my friends would make fun of me after listening to it over 400 times.

Recount by EnJayEm August 17, 2009

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Remound

The past tense for “remind”.

Jeffery was remound of Daniel’s stinky shit after walking past a pile of garbage.

Remound by FartSmella5 July 22, 2023

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remound

1. Rebound sex with a rotund individual. (noun) 2. The act of having rebound sex with a rotund individual. (verb)

Marathon runner Seth was heartbroken after his breakup with Kathy, and even more so after he discovered she'd been remounding with the human equivalent of the Stay Puft Marshmallow man.

remound by rostina July 27, 2011

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