mount

to dominate another person, normally of the same sex, by dry humping the shit out of them. This renders the victim helpless, thereby making him a total pussy and a great target for verbal humiliation.

Damn Jerry! Rick just mounted the mess out of you! You're so gay!!!

-What's wrong Morty? You look overwhelmed and depressed.
-I am. Janet just mounted me.
-Hahahaha you just got mounted by a girl!! TOOL!

by maskedMounter March 25, 2009

mount lust

When you want to mount the ever loving fuck out of someone.

I saw this fat piece of shit bent over and I was overwhelmed with mount lust!

by maskedMounter March 27, 2009

remount

while being mounted, the victim reverses on the mounter and dominates him. This is four times the humiliation of a regular mount.

you just got worked son! REMOUNT! Suck my cock!

by maskedMounter March 26, 2009