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someone that works hard and has the heart of a lion and never gives up

That guy has a REMBRADT mentality

rembradt by 1400kiddanger September 3, 2021

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rembradt

Someone that has heart and works hard and never gives up

That guy has a REMBRADT mentality.

rembradt by 1400kiddanger September 3, 2021

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Rembrandt

An adjective used to describe something dead cool and classic. In fact if someone describes you as rembrandt, then you have made it in life.

"she's totally rembrandt right now."

Rembrandt by a class act June 11, 2009

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Rembranted

Anal bleaching

Your asshole is dirty looking, you need to get that shit Rembranted

Rembranted by Geo316 July 25, 2019

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paint a rembrandt

to take a shit

I'll meet up with you guys in a minute. I've got to go paint a rembrandt first.

paint a rembrandt by Johnny Johnson Jones January 16, 2009

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burning rembrandt

On June 15th 1985, a Lithuanian man entered the Hermitage museum in Leningrad, and approached Rembrandt's 1636 painting "Danae". He slashed and stabbed at the ancient canvas twice, then tossed a bottle of sulfuric acid at it. This event is referenced in the phrase "a burning rebrandt". Though acid was used to burn this painting away, anything that burns in anyway may be remarked upon as being a burning rembrandt, or as burning like a rembrandt.

"My bacon was burnt like a rembrandt"
"That warehouse is burning like a rembrandt!"

burning rembrandt by James February 22, 2005

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fecal-Rembrandts

An mentally unstable artist who is especially talented, but due to his chosen medium (i.e. feces) will never be widely observed.

"Think of how many loonies will never be recognized because their art is made of blood and feces and is less enjoyable because of it. So many fecal-Rembrandts will die in obscurity." - singasongofsixpins

fecal-Rembrandts by DESIGNATION UNKNOWN January 6, 2014

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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