1 definition by Commandant of coolness

Relevantitus: an irreversible condition that affects persons, with the affliction, in a positive, exuberant manner and persons, without it, in an extremely negative manner.

A person with Relevantitus may interject song lyrics, commercial, and or movie quotes into general conversation when relevant words or phrases present the opportunity.
Shelly asked me what 4x4 was. I told her it was a drive mode for trucks and various ATV's. Shelly replied, "no...you're wrong"!! It's 16. I responded with, "No, Colonel Sanders, you're wrong". Then, I tackled the bitch...Waterboy style. The interjection of a waterboy quote is an example of Relevantitus.
by Commandant of coolness April 11, 2018
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