relationaut

A person who has dropped off the face of the earth because they've started seeing someone.

Janice is a relationaut, we won't see her for at least the next six months.

by Dave S. Koster April 11, 2017

Relational Payment

A way to pay a local business that raises their stoke and earnings.

I used a relational payment with my mechanic, Doug, so he can replicate Brian O'Connor's car in The Fast and the Furious. I will be doing donuts and drifting in no time. Jabwow babyyyy.

by MaverickToG January 31, 2021

Relationoupie

A person inbetween a relationship and a groupie. A hook up inbetween a singer and a normal person.

My sister is a relationoupie; she hooks up with the lead singer from LMFAO from time to time and talks to him daily.

by Jenneily October 29, 2009

relationslut

A relationslut is a person who is incapable of surviving life as a single. A relationslut is characterised by an over-willingness to settle for any lifeform with two legs and a pulse. They can often be located in cheap pubs and under damp bridges, dissecting what went wrong with the previous relationship. Habits include confiding in nearly every stranger who passes by, in hope of receiving an illuminating piece of advice that will instantaneously solve all self-created problems.

Did you hear about Ian's fifth girlfriend this year? It's not even cuff-season and he just got together with Nicole's sister. He's such a relationslut!

by iMoosker March 28, 2016

relationfuck

A relationship based purely on sex. More involving than a fuck-buddy system, a relationfuck actually requires the man to talk to his partner.

Clay and Jamie's relationship was just them fucking, a straight up relationfuck.

by kiefferocity November 28, 2009

One night relationstand

When a girl thinks she is going to get a relationship out of it but it turns out to be a one night stand. Or when its supposed to be a one night stand but it turns into a relationship!

Hey girl you thought this was gonna turn out to be something its not, all it was, was a one night relationstand

by Patrick AKA Baby Louie, AKA Certified Boss, AKA JR Paperstacks July 6, 2007

relationstint

A short-term dating experience, that almost makes it to relationship status, but is cut short beforehand due to the stupidity of one or more parties.

I was really interested in being his girlfriend, but it fizzled out before we became official so it was a relationstint.

by A. Knope September 29, 2012