Rekted

When someone is rekt so hard that you have to add the suffix: -ed. Usually said from one 12 year old to another.

Jared: Piss off!! I keep dying!
Harry: Shut up n00b!
Tony: Dude don't be mad just because you're getting absolutely rekted.

by Toje Bigboy May 28, 2016

Pounded like a rented gerbil

"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.

As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?

How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.

by ReardenMetal December 17, 2010

Beat it like a rented mule

To beat someone, as you would a mule that did not belong to you. Without hesitancey.

Bitch, I'm gonna beat you like a rented Mule.

by Philip September 12, 2003

Rented Mule

1- Any mule that is only available for a limited time;
2- Any person taking a particularly auspicious beating.

I will beat you like a rented mule.

by Matt Amazo January 18, 2008

rekked

Getting completely dominated. Getting completely destroyed.

"Get rekked, skrub!"

by get rekked May 16, 2014

Beat it like a rented mule

To mistreat for one's own interests without fear of reprimand.

He beat that dog like a rented mule.

by Lew Stuwle July 12, 2003

rekterling

Something small that destroys you no matter what you do.

"Fucking rekterlings again."
"Get fucked bro"

by markuspls February 19, 2017