A vagina so
rancid that whoever chances upon its odor can't help but
lubricate it with the strawberry chicken
salad they had for lunch.
Boy
1: "Man, I'm so glad I'm still a virgin
Boy 2: "What? I saw you enter your
house with Jessica last night!"
Boy
1: "You don't understand man, she had a regurgina..."
Boy 2: "How bad?"
Boy 1: "It gave me bulimia"